I Memorized His Schedule Better Than My Kids'

I know when his wife travels.

I know when his daughter has recitals.

I forgot my son's dentist once because I was calculating a window that wouldn't explode our lives.

He said I plan beautifully.

I plan like a criminal.

My kid asked why I'm always checking the calendar.

I said work.

Work is a man who texts "green" when the coast is clear.

I hate that I understand the color system.

I hate more that it works.